theutopianking's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[War On Cookies]

well congradulations

you manage to spark up heated poltitcal arguements using a crappy game with cookie montser. Though Funny and a bit clever.... this game was lame.

[Jellyguy]

not bad....

if it was your first game. I played it for about a minute. Then I gave it a ONE. Keep it up though buddy.

hex-ten responds:

gave it a one? wasnt that bad was it? and YES it is my first flash project. coded and drawn from scratch!

[Forest Fight]

OMG!!

DO you know what happens when you get to level 20!?!?!?!111! Nothing. It's the same crap over and over. Sorry, but I a bias against games that take to imagination to make. Wasted your time with this one.

[Flin's Quest]

clever

but I still blammed it for wasting my time.

Kolibiri responds:

Umm, no. Just no.

[Catch A Crab 2]

It was ok

If this game were a delcious steak... it would need some onion salt. The meat was there but there was not enough flavor.

[Powerfox V.3]

wow

That was awsome.

[Flatout Minigame]

I'll take it!

Fantastic game. But way to short obviously. I would pay money for this if it was a bit more entertaining. More levels/ characters/ stuff/ multi player/ shop? / naked girls? / backgrounds changing? /. I'm done.

[Swedish Saveloy]

damn

for 15 minutes I was trying to use the antihistamine on the BUM!

[Quattro!]

this was horrible

it's half-ass. cmon. Finish the damn thing before you submit.

[Free Mars]

well here is why it was almost good

Great story. But you are going to sit here and tell me that the best defense that the Mars Rebels have is a guy on a rocket pack and a laser gun?? Horse shit. If you really wanted this game not to suck.. you would have been able to control a whole team of guys and control there formations and plans of attack and yadda yadda yadda. All I am saying is... don't set me up for a trans-planetary WAR and give me rocket boy.