theutopianking's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[OWLC Ep.3 Preview]

CRAP

SO, It's obvious that you (kinda) know how to USE flash, but it is even more obvious that you are clueless on how to MAKE and flash movie. This didn't even make sense, and that was the least of its problems.

[MaryJaneGetsMeLifted]

wow

I really thought that you were going to go somewhere meaningfull... you had the theme from Jurassic Park going on, and everything was cool, then you just decieded to go the same old direction that all flashes about weed end up going.

[Cocktail Movie #1]

wow

This was the ultimate build up to NOTHING. It was so god damn stupid I voted 5.

[Potter Puppet Pals!]

wow

Utter Nonsense. I loved it.

[Heaven VS Hell]

wow

This was one of those flashes that just kicks too much ass to even review. Great work.

[Wacky Paintballing]

yea so

Nice flash. Nice concept. But it was boring and pretty lame to me. First of all... I thought it was going to be all cool and dramatic (by the way you were setting it up), then all of a sudden I hear Weird Al's annoying voice and the flash went down from there. This was an 8 year-old's fantasy flash. For what it was, you did a great job. But how the hell is this on the front page?

[Taco-Man for Governor]

Join Arnold

I thought it was hillarious. Absolutely hillarious. And arnold really isn't stupid... he is just some shmuck who is NOT a politician who is running for govenor so he can "stop special interest groups" from running Cal-E-fornia. Bullshit?? Maybe, but he still gets my vote. Great Flash. Vote 5.

[Fayall]

teenage agression

Sorry you felt so mad at the world at the time. I hope you're over it, because no one likes a cry baby.

[My Town! (fixed)]

uh

that was interesting. I'm not sure of the point of the flash, but I guess it didn't need one because I was entertained. Nice job.

[Bagagagaga Bop!]

wow

...... I don't really know what to say. The song was insane and very japanese. I liked the mood I got from the "boat under the stars" scene. And it was hilarious when she blew it up. uh...I suggest you all watch this movie all the way through... if you can.