theutopianking's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[can-you-click-fast2]

what?

lvl7!LORD!hax .. what is the point of the passwords? My penis had fun playing this game, thanks.

[Funniest joke EVER!]

DON"T WATCH THIS

The joke is "Why did the chicken cross the road". Did you think you were being cute? Not only was the intro annoying long (and damn you for that), but then you COMPLETEly waste my time more than I could ever imagine. So I am just warning any would-be viewers not to watch.

[07/16/2003 Pogo Rampage]

This deserves a 6, not a 10

But I gave you a 10 because I love SOAD. It was cool that you actually followed the song's storyline (to an extent). POGO POGO POGO POGO!

[kill the preps]

wow!

This was the greatest flash ever! Skateboarding is such an original thing to make a flash about! And I loved when his head fell off and then he went on to fight a random ninja and died! That was truely the most original and greatest idea ever! The whole concept and plot of this flash was truely amazing! Wow! You suck bad! Never submit again!

[NG Vs Albino Blacksheep]

so uh

stop making flash. You obviously suck at it. So stop. Stop making flash. Because you suck and making flash. Stop making flash.

[(2003)Joy Ride 3:Final]

you're the greatest

the joyride trilogy was truely amazing and hillarious. For a kid who does nothing but play with clay all day you sure make some funny flash man. Take it easy.

Knox responds:

im going insane!

[Ginger Ale 1]

no

kilpage is a 14 yearold newbie whore. This was nothing more than Canadian Propaganda! Coke is much better than Canada Dry. That stuff is gross. Who do you think you are kidding? Make better flash movies and maybe you won't suck as much as you do.

Bucci responds:

So in other words... You have no life and are probably still a virgin.

[S&R Part 1 -Ineffable Pie]

clocks

Nice incorporation of the McDonalds commercial. This movie was alright. Not really funny, but it kept my attention.

[weebl and bob: wee-lo]

I gave you a 7

but i thought it was dumb.

[(2003)Bar Fight!]

hillarious

This was great, and I have to shit.

Knox responds:

have fun