theutopianking's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fred the Notable Monkey]

wikipedia?

You may have wanted to start by explaining what wikipedia IS. I am sure I am not the only one who doesn't know/care. On another note, where did you come up with the statistic about 90% of inspiring artists give up their dreams of flash animation because of a website I have never heard of? If heartless, impersonal rejection is what you are fighting, then good for you. But I still don't like the monkey. :p

JKR responds:

Sorry you don't like Fred, but yes, it is impersonal rejection that I have drawn battle lines with. Hopefully people will remember that there is another human being that worked very hard on whatever they made before just shutting them out and calling them non-notable. =)
The 90% statistic I learned in a class I took while in art school. I had a teacher who was one of the most encouraging people I've ever met, and he explained he was that way because of the number of artists who quit simply because they were not encouraged or they were rejected in ways like Wikipedia uses.
Thanks a lot for taking the time to leave a review!

[In The Field]

you shouldn't have wasted your time

it's a story. Not a flash script. Think about it. Would YOU want to watch this?

kornwiser responds:

As I said, it was an English project. It was made primarily to show to my class, and I figured "what the hell" and submitted it.

[Saw: Bad Luck...]

o really?

Was this a spoof, or a pile of garbage?

Devokees responds:

Yes this was a spoof. And I thought it was funny. Of course you can't please every one. Thanks for the review.

Will!

[Salad Fingers Karaoke]

beautiful

The first flash I have watched all the way through for a while. The song ruled and the animation was flawless. I am going to wake up tomorrow and this will be on the FRONT PAGE... replacing that stupid "mario bros" flash. Nice f-ing job here.

MiddleFingerRings responds:

thanks man, i hope i will get front, problem is one shit earlier voted zero, so because of the way ng works (averages) i doubt ill get over 4. what a dickhead. Thanks for writing

[Sounds of CS]

nice, except

It repeated WAY TOO MUCH. I know you could have thought of better ways to keep us entertained. AND why was the CT with the AWP killing his own team mate?? (Over and over again too so I had time to be irritated by it) ???Wtf?

StealthBeast responds:

Repetative. yeah I get that alot....

I did the TKing awper on purpose.... EVERYONe seems to bring that up...

[Who Wants Turkey?]

dude

everytime you make one of these I just hate them more and more. Try something else that fits your humor better.

JKR responds:

Do you have any suggestions as to what that "something else" might be? Sorry you hate them so. I'm sure you can find something else around Newgrounds that will better suit your tastes. Thanks for being honest and leaving a review!

[The Morgue]

hey

Imagine how awesome this flash would be if you developed the characters more? Yea that's right awesome.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

blargen

[Bill Cosby Explodes]

Sucked

Soooooooooo much.

venomtw responds:

no, you suck

[S.A.M.V. 5]

well

I really don't know what to say other than the voices were choppy, it was slow paced, womens voices NEED to be womens voices, the topless mom was not cute enough, why would the guido kid say DUDE look DUDE look about his mom being topless?, did he want to nerd kid to look at his mom and pop one?..., there is not enough background included in this episode: age, location, blah blah... that's important stuff, ..... I see potential in this to not ever get really good. but goodluck I hope you prove me wrong.

BaconMask responds:

The previous epsiodes touch on the charecter's pasts... but, it's gonna be one of those things that I'll divulge as the story progresses. Percy has had a messed up life. Gotta strike that balance between funny and sad. Just like life!

Thanks a lot for the review!