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[Aaliyah's dead]

you don't seem to realize

Why celebrate someones death just because you don't like a style of music? She was one of the very few hip hop artists that actually worked to get to where she was. You are a fool.

[Birds n' Bees]

hahahhaa

You've got to be shitting me. That was great. It could have been a bit more outrageous for my taste though. But definitely something that I'll bet has pissed a lot of people off. Good job!

[The Brick]

k

not bad for the time spent. The whole idead of using a brick as a piece of exercise equipment has been done b4 though.

[Rival Masters: Episode 1]

hello my friend

WHy don't you learn how to take critizism like a BIG boy and not talk trash about every reviewer who doesn't like your flash? Go ahead, prove me right.....

DuckyofAlarcon responds:

Im not your friend. Your critisism consisted of telling me to go outside and shit like im some fucking retard who sits on a computer all day. You want me to just be like okie dokie Ill except that. Fuck off.

[Alqaeda Surveillance]

Praise ALAH

so how long did this take you to make....seriously.... 1 minute? Less? OK.........

[Don't Touch Bill Gates]

pancakes you say?

this was riddiculous. Nice work.

[Pointless Fighting Jack]

nope

Once again, no. You are pretty ok at flash, but completely unoriginal and not entertaining at all. Let me try to help you out.... go outside and do something other than your computor. That's right; go get a feel for the world; talk to some people; do the deeds of physical activity. YUM.

DuckyofAlarcon responds:

Dude. You need to go the hell outside. I do tons of things other than computers you jackass. I skateboard, play basketball, practice martial arts. You should make something if you know so much about fucking making flash videos. This was my fucking test project just to see how to use flash. I bet if you and 20 friends collaberated on a project you couldnt come close to even this that I made in 2 hours. That is of course if you had 20 friends. I doubt you have 1 you pathetic loser. I would tell you more reasons why you suck ass but oops yet again I have to go answer all my fan mail. Damn it sucks not sucking. I almost envy you not getting an email box filled with fan mail. No wait. No I dont. Ass.

[BLARG]

horrible

you are the least funniest person of all time. And I am sorry that you dont believe that. Also the buttons were hard to push.

[16-Bit VS 8-Bit]

NO

Not only was this the least humorous and entertaining flash in the world, but the dialog was horrible. You would make a BAD joke, and then drag it on and on. Jesus, the only reason why I watched the whole thing was because I wanted to see how long it was to see how much work went into such a piece of crap.

You are pretty OK at flash and the storyline and plot were only 75% ripped off. There are your only compliments from me. Other than that you are not funny at all and you added stupid music just for the sake of having some sort of sound.

DuckyofAlarcon responds:

75% of the plot was ripped off? Dude. I made the fucker up as I went. And tell me. Just what exactly did I rip off? The only thing it can be compared to is Links Quest for Ass but the plot wasnt anything near the same thing. And dude alot of the diologue was supose to be pure cheese. That was most the funny shit. The snake cell phone joke was just a fucking joke in itself that is was so fuckin rediculous. I couldnt find the sound effects but i was gonna get the sounds from drums when people make jokes and they do the thing.... err I dont know what the fuck im talking about. Well I know what I ment but I dont know what you callem. Anyways. Its so wierd that I get 100s of emails a day with people either absolutley in love with my movie or absolutely hating it. Rarely do i see any inbetween. Did you dis the music? WHAT THE FUCK!!! JUST FOR THE SAKE OF HAVING SOUND YOU SAY??? Dude. Blonde girl is the best song ever and most that other shit is too. You just probably are just some Creed, Backstreet boys, britney spears main stream shit with a narrow mind.
Oh well. Cant get everyone to love my videos. One thing I did learn is... oh wait I just got another 100 fan letters in the mail. When you get that too Ill email ya back.

[FF8 - Squall vs. Seifer]

You are brilliant!

You took a FF8 FMV and combined it with a well known rave beat called Sandstrom. You are definately a master of the flash! Go kill yourself.