theutopianking's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[breakout I]

heh

I for sure liked how the paddle was arched. The colors are tails were a trip as well. More music and stuff like multi-ball will help this out a lot.

[DailyQuiz08072005]

?

How many times are you going to submit this?

[StarCraft FA 3]

pretty good

Spelling error :::: On advanced help tutorial under Progress Points it says "loose" instead of "lose".

[Bush Calculates Revenge]

ha

I just spent about 30 minutes reading peoples reviews of this game. Hillarious. Where is the secret door? I must have the ultimate power-up!

[Jesus Christ: Sperminator]

first of all..

it wasn't crap. It was just half-assed. Obviously the sperm moved too fast... but this game was hillllarious. I loved the sound effects. Maybe....have a "CHoose and Character" and have like a bunch of religious leaders... and the pope. and the old pope. lol.

[Viking Raider 2]

horrible

do more. Run and hit keys. Name that game.

[Overrun II]

well

it was very well made game. Except "well made" doesn't mean that it was fun. Honestly, the goal of every game should To Be More Fun Than Masturbation.

[De-Animator]

nice mood

that was eerie. but oviously it was to repetative. Hit 'em in the knee cap, hit 'em in the crown... blast 'em half way up, to keep 'em in the ground.