theutopianking's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bush Aerobics]

so

Kinda funny, widely insane, and a bit perverted.

[Mission Mars]

yo

A great Original game. Great graphics but a bit on the boring side.

[Demented Slayer]

beyond crap

Complete with spelling errors, and riddiculously lame EVERYTHING, This flash is one for the pooper.

[Stick Figure Suicide]

yea

Get rid of the disclaimer. Anyone dumb enough to kill themselves after watching a Flash movie deserves to die a most horrible death. The Options started getting redundant, but it was great.

HIDDEN (GAY) FOOTAGE:
1.Pick the option "Be Killed" on the death menu.
2.Finish Watching it.
3.At the end of the clip, when it goes to BACK/CREDITS screen, right-click.
4.Select PLAY.
5. DO this if you are gay.

[World Domination]

pathetic

I wsa soooo disappointed. How bad can you fuck a game up? This bad. This was horrible. There was little to do other than press a button and then wait.

[Make Me Die Pokémon I]

you've got to be kidding me.

I liked it.

[test submission 09435]

so yea

Controls were horrible. But this was an ok game to waste time on.

Kryogenik responds:

what would you prefer the controls to be?

[test your ears]

fdh

you still suck,.

[Shoe Maker]

.....

You REALLY suck.

[Childless Dreams]

you get an 8

because the game wasn't cool at all. The guy walked too slow and so I got bored and just started clicking doors from across the room to open them. There was NO point to the house at all other than to go upstairs and die in a dark room. Yippee!