theutopianking's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ONE GUN]

hmmm

I was just thinking to myself who well you pull this off. You really utilize the whole "flash animation" thing in ways that rival even the best movies. The whole story about killing was fine and all, but I would suggest talking to a writer and colaborating to create the next suspense thriller episodal series. Twists and Turns, baby.

[B/W Cartoon About Berries]

so uh........

....when are you going to make flash that is cohesive?

[Raar the baby lion]

well I get the point.

Lion is depressed because he has no beard. TV blows up and lion is forced to venture outward in life. Lion forgets about his yearn for a beard. And badda bing... he has a beard. Moral #1: When you stop searching, you find what you were looking for. Moral #2: When depressed, go out and find life and you problems will fade. Moral #3: TV is the devil.

[Human Petting Zoo]

wow

That was lame. The graphics were very good I thought. It seems that your talent isn't in writing however. wow. I really can't believe how annoying that was.

[Bill Cosby Explodes]

Sucked

Soooooooooo much.

venomtw responds:

no, you suck

[S.A.M.V. 5]

well

I really don't know what to say other than the voices were choppy, it was slow paced, womens voices NEED to be womens voices, the topless mom was not cute enough, why would the guido kid say DUDE look DUDE look about his mom being topless?, did he want to nerd kid to look at his mom and pop one?..., there is not enough background included in this episode: age, location, blah blah... that's important stuff, ..... I see potential in this to not ever get really good. but goodluck I hope you prove me wrong.

BaconMask responds:

The previous epsiodes touch on the charecter's pasts... but, it's gonna be one of those things that I'll divulge as the story progresses. Percy has had a messed up life. Gotta strike that balance between funny and sad. Just like life!

Thanks a lot for the review!

[Great Weed Drought of '03]

wow

This was one HELL of a piece of work. Did you also direct "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"?

[Robots are Stupid]

f

It was good. Humor was good. I.... was excellent. You is going's to be a rock star? Oh yeda.

[a penguin story]

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

Wait up, hold on. You have to be kidding. This is a joke, right? Because as far as I can tell it was..... pretty cute. 3/5. Keeping making flash because you don't suck. But cmon..... ET theme song as love music?!?!? It's refreshing and I agree.