theutopianking's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Creation by Turtle]

NO NO NO

Clever, yes. But there was no point, no meaning, no original thought, nothing to stimulate an emotion. You could have ended this SO well with a tie in to religion, creation, life, death, rebirth, and number of things. But you JUST ended it. Much less you made it a loop. God what potential! God what a disappointment.

Max-the-Great responds:

It's only a loop 'cause I didn't know how to make it not a loop. Besides, if you read the reviews, you'll see that by makeing no ties to anything, people found ties to EVERYTHING. So pick a tie-in and go to town, if meaning is what you're looking for in a flash animation, that is.

[The Chadwicks: Episode 1]

wow

I have never seen and more extensive waste of time. For your own sake, don't bother with any other episodes. And why did the father have his ballsack on his chin?

[Final Fantasy 8 Spoof]

ha

well I liked it. The burning box lasted WAY too long and I wanted to see Zell jumping around the box a bit while the fanfare was playing. Though stupid, This was clever. Bravo.

[soap opera island]

Hello, Alan the Box.

I find your flash very entertaining, even this one. And if I failed to say it before.."how will it end" is one of my favorites of all time. Just because. Have a nice week.

[Unrelated Occurences]

get out of town!

I really don't know what to make of that. It was a bit to random if you consider allthings including the title. I had no idea what you were trying to do. Well, the style of the first half was really neat and the second half lagged BAD on my comp so I couldn't really enjoy it. The second half seemed like on of those Pepsi commercials where everyone is dancing around singing and spontaneously bursting into color. Good flash, I enjoyed it, but still, WTF?

billyjr82 responds:

I hate Pepsi. -> Ben

[Chicken tunafish gopher?]

hah

It was cool at first but got old fast. I thought you could have done more with the graphics. Maybe changed up the backgroud, ya know, give me an epileptic seisure. Not bad, but I want to see perfection from the likes of you! Goodluck!

[College University pt 10]

wonderful

But you MUST have someone else do the voice acting for the small role characters (Dare Devil Dale, Chemistry Teacher guy, random students). That would make this TV worthy. The writting is hilarious except I can see a lot of family guy ripoffs in the style. But you blend so much more into it that you hardly notice. Good job and good luck.

[Xenocide 2]

yea.

Waaay too short and it had no point or plot or story or reason for existance. Keep working to find a style that fits you and grow baby grow!

[Lightsaber Short - Ep. 2]

ha.

This cracked me up. Keep 'em coming.

brandon-shue responds:

lol thanks!