theutopianking's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ires of the Dragon]

ok well

I made it through the entire film so it wasn' too bad. I think you could have had something clever here if you ended it better, or if you had a point. But not bad.

[Taco-Man: Hurricane]

Stop Crying.

A lot of you have been crying over this. "Liberal bullshit" blah blah and "Bush Sucks" crap crap. Shut up shut up shut up and stop watching fox news. Here's a secret: NO ONE knows WTF is going on down there. There have been some major management and leadership problems and now is not the time to whine about anything. Grab your balls, put them back in your sack, and wait until all the facts have arived. In the mean-time, grab a shovel.

[Texas Chain Saw President]

well

I really hated it. I didn't think it was very creative or funny. Just plan stupid jibberish and lame violence. I voted 4 because it was reaitivly well put together, but I swear to god I didn't enjoy this garbage.

[It's raining men]

ha

My favorite part was the credits.

[The Head - The Leg]

wow

This was pretty awesome. I didn't think that a flash like this could exist, but now it does. Thanks.

[the apple orchard]

Loved the style

Tissue paper rules! The story was a bit out there though. This was a Nicely put together flash with a surprise ending that I certainly didn't get...

[The Morgue]

hey

Imagine how awesome this flash would be if you developed the characters more? Yea that's right awesome.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

blargen

[Mutilation Contrainte]

beautiful

A touching story about a young girl experiencing her period for the first time. Lovely!

[Coleoptera Bibliophile]

heh

That was awesome. It reminded my of "Faces of the Enemy"...

WadeWeasel.... I didn't know the presidency was something that could be won like a war or game.

I don't see how this related to Bush at all.

Beatle giveth life and the beatle can taketh that life away. Biatch.

[Sonic Tribute Collab]

wow

This was/wasn't amazing! It sucked/ ruled! It all depends on if you get a hard on by watching sonic the hedgehog flashes. If you don't, this will be just another "sonic does random things the whole time" flash. If you do get sexually aroused by this hedgehog, however, you are in for quite a sexy treat.